Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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