I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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