were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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