I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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