Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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