he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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