She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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