I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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