Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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