Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
FUCK WHALES
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