So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
