Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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