Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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