the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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