Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Randomize
