We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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