Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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