Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I need to calm my uterus...
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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