just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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