So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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