Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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