Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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