Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Randomize
