Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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