I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I lost the right to judge tonight
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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