do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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