yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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