on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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