yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
PANTIES FOUND
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