If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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