so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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