hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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