Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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