That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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