and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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