Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
ttyl tear gas
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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