Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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