Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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