pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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