I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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