its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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