there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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