Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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