haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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