you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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