We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
