Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i think i have two assholes
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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