so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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