They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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