Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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