Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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