id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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