hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
