Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize