What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Randomize
