'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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