At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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